Who am I? What's my job?
$begingroup$
Each day I wake up, my hand reaches the windows handle,
so stale air can leave the bedroom.
Then I get up and think for a while about my condition.
I have to work. I shake the sheets,
close the window next to my bed,
open the one next to my desk,
I take a deep breath and sit in my chair.
Now things become painful.
Sun is burning my eyes,
I close the blinds, it's getting hot in here.
I need to go but my legs hurt,
I can't get on my feet again.
Try harder I say to myself,
or I will be late.
I'm almost done when I faint.
That's it for my day, next morning
I'll wake up again.
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$begingroup$
Each day I wake up, my hand reaches the windows handle,
so stale air can leave the bedroom.
Then I get up and think for a while about my condition.
I have to work. I shake the sheets,
close the window next to my bed,
open the one next to my desk,
I take a deep breath and sit in my chair.
Now things become painful.
Sun is burning my eyes,
I close the blinds, it's getting hot in here.
I need to go but my legs hurt,
I can't get on my feet again.
Try harder I say to myself,
or I will be late.
I'm almost done when I faint.
That's it for my day, next morning
I'll wake up again.
riddle
$endgroup$
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$begingroup$
Each day I wake up, my hand reaches the windows handle,
so stale air can leave the bedroom.
Then I get up and think for a while about my condition.
I have to work. I shake the sheets,
close the window next to my bed,
open the one next to my desk,
I take a deep breath and sit in my chair.
Now things become painful.
Sun is burning my eyes,
I close the blinds, it's getting hot in here.
I need to go but my legs hurt,
I can't get on my feet again.
Try harder I say to myself,
or I will be late.
I'm almost done when I faint.
That's it for my day, next morning
I'll wake up again.
riddle
$endgroup$
Each day I wake up, my hand reaches the windows handle,
so stale air can leave the bedroom.
Then I get up and think for a while about my condition.
I have to work. I shake the sheets,
close the window next to my bed,
open the one next to my desk,
I take a deep breath and sit in my chair.
Now things become painful.
Sun is burning my eyes,
I close the blinds, it's getting hot in here.
I need to go but my legs hurt,
I can't get on my feet again.
Try harder I say to myself,
or I will be late.
I'm almost done when I faint.
That's it for my day, next morning
I'll wake up again.
riddle
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