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Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--



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Grandpa: "You young'ins have it easy. When I was your age, I had to walk to school and home again uphill both ways!"



Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--



Grandpa: Don't interrupt me child! I'm telling the truth, I walked uphill both ways!




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Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.







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Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







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    The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




    Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






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    He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







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      Your Grandpa:




      wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







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      He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







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      He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







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        A possible answer




        Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
        To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







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        This is trivially true if




        there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







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        I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
        Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
        Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







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          This answer is quite clever.
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          Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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        Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







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          An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




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          He...




          walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







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            His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







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              That certainly works!
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            Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

            There was a...




            valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







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              Interesting real-life example.
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            Your grandpa




            lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







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              Grandpa lived on a...




              houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




              Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




              houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







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                This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




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                  Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







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                    Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







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                    Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







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                      Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                      Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                      Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






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                      There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.







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                        Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.







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                        Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







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                            Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







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                            Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.








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                                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






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                                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






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                                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






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                                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.







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                                He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







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                                  He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







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                                    He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







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                                    He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.








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                                        Your Grandpa:




                                        wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







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                                          Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
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                                        Your Grandpa:




                                        wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







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                                          Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
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                                        Your Grandpa:




                                        wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







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                                        Your Grandpa:




                                        wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!








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                                        • 1




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                                          Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
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                                        Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
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                                        – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                                        13 hours ago




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                                        Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
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                                        He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







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                                          Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
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                                        He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







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                                          Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
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                                          16 hours ago














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                                        He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







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                                        He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $








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                                          Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
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                                          16 hours ago


















                                        • $begingroup$
                                          Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
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                                          – bob
                                          16 hours ago
















                                        $begingroup$
                                        Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
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                                        – bob
                                        16 hours ago




                                        $begingroup$
                                        Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
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                                        16 hours ago











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                                        He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







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                                          He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







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                                            He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







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                                            He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.








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                                                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                                                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







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                                                  Very interesting take on this!
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                                                $begingroup$

                                                A possible answer




                                                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                                                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







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                                                  Very interesting take on this!
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                                                6








                                                6





                                                $begingroup$

                                                A possible answer




                                                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                                                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







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                                                A possible answer




                                                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                                                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.








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                                                  Very interesting take on this!
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                                                  – bob
                                                  17 hours ago


















                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  Very interesting take on this!
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                                                  – bob
                                                  17 hours ago
















                                                $begingroup$
                                                Very interesting take on this!
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                                                – bob
                                                17 hours ago




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                                                Very interesting take on this!
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                                                17 hours ago











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                                                This is trivially true if




                                                there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







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                                                  Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
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                                                  17 hours ago
















                                                6












                                                $begingroup$

                                                This is trivially true if




                                                there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







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                                                  Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
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                                                  17 hours ago














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                                                6








                                                6





                                                $begingroup$

                                                This is trivially true if




                                                there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







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                                                This is trivially true if




                                                there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.








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                                                answered 17 hours ago









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                                                  Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
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                                                  – bob
                                                  17 hours ago


















                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
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                                                  – bob
                                                  17 hours ago
















                                                $begingroup$
                                                Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
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                                                – bob
                                                17 hours ago




                                                $begingroup$
                                                Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
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                                                I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                                                Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                                                Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







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                                                  This answer is quite clever.
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                                                  – bob
                                                  13 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
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                                                  – jafe
                                                  6 hours ago










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                                                  Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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                                                I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                                                Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                                                Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







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                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  This answer is quite clever.
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                                                  – bob
                                                  13 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
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                                                  – jafe
                                                  6 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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                                                I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                                                Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                                                Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







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                                                I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                                                Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                                                Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.








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                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  This answer is quite clever.
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                                                  – bob
                                                  13 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
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                                                  – jafe
                                                  6 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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                                                  – Ken Y-N
                                                  5 hours ago




















                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  This answer is quite clever.
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                                                  – bob
                                                  13 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
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                                                  – jafe
                                                  6 hours ago










                                                • $begingroup$
                                                  Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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                                                  – Ken Y-N
                                                  5 hours ago


















                                                $begingroup$
                                                This answer is quite clever.
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                                                – bob
                                                13 hours ago




                                                $begingroup$
                                                This answer is quite clever.
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                                                – bob
                                                13 hours ago












                                                $begingroup$
                                                And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
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                                                – jafe
                                                6 hours ago




                                                $begingroup$
                                                And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
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                                                – jafe
                                                6 hours ago












                                                $begingroup$
                                                Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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                                                – Ken Y-N
                                                5 hours ago






                                                $begingroup$
                                                Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
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                                                Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







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                                                  Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







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                                                    Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







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                                                    Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.








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                                                        An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                                        also walked downhill




                                                        He...




                                                        walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







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                                                          An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                                          also walked downhill




                                                          He...




                                                          walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







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                                                            An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                                            also walked downhill




                                                            He...




                                                            walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







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                                                            An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                                            also walked downhill




                                                            He...




                                                            walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!








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                                                            answered 15 hours ago









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                                                                Possibility:




                                                                His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







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                                                                  That certainly works!
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                                                                Possibility:




                                                                His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







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                                                                  That certainly works!
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                                                                His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







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                                                                His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.








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                                                                Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

                                                                There was a...




                                                                valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







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                                                                Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

                                                                There was a...




                                                                valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







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                                                                Interesting real-life example.
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                                                                Your grandpa




                                                                lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







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                                                                  Your grandpa




                                                                  lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







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                                                                    1





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                                                                    Your grandpa




                                                                    lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







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                                                                    Your grandpa




                                                                    lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!








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                                                                        Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                        houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                                        Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                        houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







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                                                                          1












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                                                                          Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                          houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                                          Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                          houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







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                                                                            1












                                                                            1








                                                                            1





                                                                            $begingroup$

                                                                            Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                            houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                                            Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                            houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







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                                                                            $endgroup$



                                                                            Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                            houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                                            Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                                            houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.








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                                                                                $begingroup$

                                                                                This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                                                                The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




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                                                                                  This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                                                                  The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




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                                                                                    This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                                                                    The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




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                                                                                    This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                                                                    The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




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                                                                                        Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







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                                                                                          Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







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                                                                                            Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







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                                                                                            Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.








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                                                                                                Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







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                                                                                                Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







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                                                                                                $begingroup$
                                                                                                Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
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                                                                                                Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







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                                                                                                  Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







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                                                                                                    Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







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                                                                                                    Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.








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                                                                                                        Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                                                        Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                                                        Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






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                                                                                                          Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
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                                                                                                        $begingroup$


                                                                                                        Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                                                        Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                                                        Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






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                                                                                                          Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
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                                                                                                        $begingroup$


                                                                                                        Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                                                        Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                                                        Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






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                                                                                                        Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                                                        Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                                                        Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.







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                                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                                        Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
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                                                                                                        There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.







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